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It’s far easier than you may have previously imagined. We can be reached by email, post, telephone, and fax. Thank you for your interest.
What may be more difficult is truly coming up with something that is worth contacting us with. Should you fail in your efforts, all roads will be blocked and all doors shut. The true Ubermensch will have the innate ability to bypass all such obstacles, and will in any event have no need of our services.
In case you do not fall into one of the above categories, you may find your path laid open before you at a time of our choosing. Please supply the cheese.
Undoubtedly you will have come to this page for a more clear-cut set of instructions. Everything that you could possibly need to know is contained within. Have you the will, the urge, the je ne sais quois to overcome? If not, proceed no farther.
But should you have the strength, fortitude or other motivational advantage to push onward in spite of the snarkiness of this prose, please also include your secret to maintaining your goals. Sharing is part of the process of seeking help. Even if this means you only want to leave a comment, do not assume that your comment should be lacking in entertainment. By all means, write your hearts content in the form below. We will read every word and respond in an appropriate time frame, whether or not you expect such.
OpenRepublic works to reward those who contact us with messages that keep us either laughing, smiling, or otherwise engaged in mirth, since this is the one human element that is usually completely missing from a contact us page. But not here.
If your need is to be provocative, we suggest you comment on the blog, where controversy is more welcome, not that it isn’t here. Do not contact us if you need help with homework, dental care (even if it relates to medical tourism or to medical travel). We just don’t do that.
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