Press Information

The press was first implemented in the time of Nebuchadnezzar I, though in a primitive manner involving figs, granite, and several thousand willing slaves. Press technology remained stagnant until just last year, when the members of an organization that soon thereafter disbanded to become members of our organization discovered that similar results could be realized by hiring a licensed contractor.

Should you wish to distribute using our logo, brand, method, or general capacitance, please be advised that nothing short of total nuclear devastation will enshrine upon the public what could be the greatest idea ever written: that only the best, the brightest, and the slightly overripe can be sufficent to equal that which has yet to be come and gone.

Understand this is not a place for truth, nor is it a place for lies. The Republic exists in a state that is and just is or simply is. The word of the Republic stands and shall continue to stand. You may as well sell your belongings now, throw it all away, burn what you have, place your home… your one and only home… on sale. The headlines will screem thousands upon thousands of Forest Hills homes for sale!! It will be a thing of beauty and we will rank amongst the kings!

In advocacy there is gathering. Find the lost thread, pick it up, and dispose of it in the proper colored receptacle at your earliest convenience. Mission control, over and out.

No comments yet.

Leave a comment