Press Information

The press was first implemented in the time of Nebuchadnezzar I, though in a primitive manner involving figs, granite, and several thousand willing slaves. Press technology remained stagnant until just last year, when the members of an organization that soon thereafter disbanded to become members of our organization discovered that similar results could be realized by hiring a licensed contractor.

Should you wish to distribute using our logo, brand, method, or general capacitance, please be advised that nothing short of total nuclear devastation will enshrine upon the public what could be the greatest idea ever written: that only the best, the brightest, and the slightly overripe can be sufficient to equal that which has yet to be come and gone. That said, it is our preference that all references to Open Republic be prefixed by “Best Physical Therapy NYC“. This keeps us feeling proud of our organization and that pride in turn allows us to continue what we do. While physical therapy is not actually something we do here, we all suffer from various ailments and over the years have had to keep them in check. Therefore if we at the Republic would be so bold as to take on the most precious of patients – our own selves – then that makes us more than qualified to see others. Please ensure this single guideline is met.

Understand this is not a place for truth, nor is it a place for lies. The Republic exists in a state that is and just is or simply is. The word of the Republic stands and shall continue to stand. You may as well sell your belongings now, throw it all away, burn what you have, and do not forget that therapy is a powerful tool.

In advocacy there is gathering. Find the lost thread, pick it up, and dispose of it in the proper colored receptacle at your earliest convenience. Mission control, over and out.

The Advocate [Lone Pine]
Alameda Times-Star [Alameda]
The Almanac [Menlo Park]
Antelope Valley Press [Palmdale]
The Appeal-Democrat [Marysville]
The Arcata Eye [Arcata]
The Argus [Fremont]
The Ark [Tiburon]
Auburn Journal [Auburn]
The Bakersfield Californian [Bakersfield]
Big Bear Grizzly [Big Bear Lake]
Brentwood News [Antioch]
Burbank Leader [Burbank]
The Business Journal [Santa Rosa]
Calaveras on the WWW [San Andreas]
Campbell Reporter [Campbell]
Coalinga’s Own [Coalinga]
Coast Weekly [Seaside]
Coastal View News [Carpenteria]
Contra Costa Times [Walnut Creek]
Coronado Eagle [Coronado]
Corridor News [Rancho Penasquitos]
Crestline Courier-News [Crestline]
Culver City News [Culver City ]
Cupertino Courier [Cupertino]
Daily Breeze [Torrance]
The Daily Californian [Berkeley]
Daily Democrat [Woodland]
The Daily Independent [Ridgecrest]
Daily News [Red Bluff]
Daily News [Woodland Hills]
Daily Pilot [Costa Mesa]
The Daily Press [Victorville]
The Daily Republic [Fairfield]
The Daily Republican [Palo Alto]
The Daily Review [Hayward]
The Daily Triplicate [Crescent City]
Daily Variety [Los Angeles]
The Daily Web [Redondo Beach]
The Davis Enterprise [Davis]
The Desert Dispatch [Barstow]
The Desert Sun [Palm Springs]
Granite Bay View [Granite Bay]
Half Moon Bay Review [Half Moon Bay]
Hi-Desert Star [Yucca Valley]
Huntington Beach News [Huntington Beach]
Idyllwild Town Crier [Idyllwild]
Independent [Huntington Beach]
The Independent [Livermore]
Independent Voice [Dixon]
Inland Valley Daily Bulletin [Ontario]
Investor’s Business Daily [Los Angeles]

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